Asians

People from or with ancestry from the Asian continent, the world's largest and most populous continent.

Term	Origin	Meaning
Azn		Asians that spend too much time online and hence use "l33t", the "hacker" language
Banana		An Asian American who has lost their heritage. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Bananame		"Banana" and "anime." Refers to Asians, esp. Filipinos, who are fixated on Japanese pop culture(anime, music, etc.), only date Japanese, try to be Japanese.
Bandwidth Nigger/Whore		Represents Asians who, instead of using the Asian video game servers they are assigned, jump to a US server and hog the bandwidth of US users.
Bed Time		Reference to their eyes.
Bruce Lee		Self explanatory
Bruised Banana		A "banana" who acts black.
Buddhahead		A lot of Asians are Buddhists.
Bug-Eater		Many Asians eat bugs such as Locusts and Grasshoppers.
Bukkakese		Reference to the popular Bukkake fetish. (Bukkake + Japanese)
Burnt Rice		Darker-skinned Asians.
Can'ardly		They can'ardly see, originated in Australia.
Chap		Chinese/Japanese mix
Chinaman		Self-explanatory.
Ching-Chong		Typically used by schoolchildren in a derogatory manner towards Asian people.
Chinina		The female version of "chino"
Chink		One of the most widely used anti-Asian slurs. Origins disputed: possibly from the Chinese word for China, or from the narrow opening definition referencing eye shape, or from the sound of railroad work performed by Chinese laborers in the 19th century.
Chinkerbell		Self-Explanatory
Coin Slot		Reference to their eyes
Cook		Most Asians in non-asian countries are cooks.
Coolie		Term for unskilled Chinese workers, especially on U.S. railroads.
Data		From the move "The Goonies." Data was a stereotypical Asian child prodigy.
Dog-Eater		They have been known to eat dogs; as seen on "Faces of Death" Volumes 1-6.
Dog-Muncher		See Dog-Eater
DWO		Driving While Oriental. Based on the idea that being Asian and driving is just as dangerous as being intoxicated and driving.
Egghead		Asians, especially Koreans, have large heads.
Eggroll		Refers to Asian babies who would be wrapped in blankets.
Fingernail Rancher		A lot of Asians own Nail Salons
Fishhead		Japan's only true source of food is the sea, so they eat a lot of fish.
Floss		Tou can blindfold them with floss
Gink		Cross between a "gook" and a "chink"
Goldfish Monger		A fish monger is a Shakespearean term for pimp, and there are many coi at Chinese restaurants
Goloid		Short for Mongoloid
Gookemon		Gook + Pokemon.
Grasshopper		Keye Luke's protege (the young Caine) from the TV series, Kung Fu. "Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper."
Grinder		Can't drive manual transmission vehicles
HAB		Hot Asian Bitch
Ironing Board		Ironing boards are flat, same with asian face/body.
Japanigger		Describes Asians of unknown origin.
Jaundy Boy		Comes from Jaundice (Hepatitis), which turns your skin yellow.
Junta		Known as the ones who spend there time hanging round by the arcades thinking they are all hard
Knees		Japanese, chinese, vietnamese, ect. Reference to the suffix "nese."
Lego		Shortened from Lego man, the tiny yellow toy with missing genitalia.
Lemonhead		Skin color.
Little Hiroshima		The United States dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima during WW2. The association with the city and asian people in general has stuck. Refers mainly to Japanese.
Meat Pie		"Yellow on the outside, black on the inside."
Miyagi		From the movie The Karate Kid
Mushu		Probably from Asian kid on Crank Yankers
Ng		Pronounced 'Ing' . Ng is a very common Asian surname that is considered goofy and is used derogatorily.
Nikon		Popular brand of camera. Asian tourists are known to take a lot of photographs.
Nine Iron		Golf club with a dramatic degree of loft, ostensibly resembling stereotypical Asian 'slanted' eyes. As slanted as...
Ninja		The idea of ninjas comes from Asia
Nuprin		"Little, yellow, different."
Oriental		Considered offensive because it dates back to "Orientalism," when Asians were considered savages and Asian women were all seen as sexual objects.
Ornamental		From Oriental.
P-1		P-1 is a commonly used abbreviation for traffic collision reports for Party #1, Party #1 is normally the person at fault for a collision.
Pancake		Facial characteristics.
Panhead		Facial characteristics.
Patty		Abundance of rice patties in Asia
Peeled Banana		Americanized Asians who try to act like whites.
Pineapple Lump		Reference to asian vehicles?
Ping-pang		Mimics the way their language sounds to non-Asians.
Pizdaglaz		Combination of Russian words "pizda" ("cunt") and "glaz(a)" ("eyes") Pronounced "peezdah-glahz." Self-explanatory.
Plate Tossers		They name their kids by throwing plates down the stairs and seeing what sound it makes. (Ching, Chong, Ding)
Pointy-Head		J. W. Pepper says it a number of times in "The Man with the Golden Gun" while speaking to some Asians in Bangkok.
Post It		Yellow and disposable. In reference to how Japan and China treat their people/army.
Potato Queen		Asian women who only date white men. Overweight white business men, on the typical.
Powerpoint		Used mainly by Australians. Australian electricity outlets are commonly called power points, they are said to look like a stick figure drawing of an Asian face.
Protractor		Eyes, In the shape of a protractor, 180 degrees at bottom, straight line
Pumpkinhead		Asians have relatively large and round heads, which resemble Halloween pumkins.
Quarter Jockey		Asians that go to arcades and play one game for hours off of a single quarter
Raisin		Approximates "Rolling Asian." Refers to an Asian who rolls X-tacy, e.g. at a Rave.
Random		Used against Asian people, particularly in school settings, to imply that they are interchangeable or indistinct from one another.
Rangoon		Chinese Food (Crab Rangoon)
Rasian		Term used to describe when an Asian drinks and turns really red.
Rice Ball		Used in the Vietnam War to describe the enemy at times.
Rice Burner/Rice Rocket		Person who drives an Asian car that has modifications which are supposed to make the car look faster. No gain in performance is achieved. Shortens to Ricer
Rice Nigger		Similar to sand nigger, but for Asians
Rice-Cooker		Australian equivalent of Rice Burner.
Rice-Eater		Popular food among Asians.
Rice-Paddy		Places where they grow rice in Asia and Japan.
Rice-Picker		Because they pick rice. Probably the Asian version of 'Cotton Picker.'
SBH		Represents their Straight Black Hair.
Schlitzauge		German word, literally "eye like a slit"
Seaweed-Sucker		Seafood diet.
Simpson		The Simpsons are yellow
Slant		Facial description -- referring to the eyes.
Slantey-eye'd		Facial description -- referring to the eyes.
Sleepwalker		Small eyes appear to be closed, even during the day
Slit		Another eye reference.
Slope		Facial description, Self-explanatory. Also: Slopehead
Slope Head		Their faces are rather slopped
Slot Machine		Their eyes look like coin slots
Smack		They look like they've been smacked in the forehead, giving a slope and a squint to their eye.
Socket Face		Thier eyes are slitted, like the electrical sockets on a wall.
Soy Sauce		They love soy sauce
Soyback		Refers to Asains always using soy sauce
Squint		Facial reference
Squint Nigger		A derogatory term for an Asian indicating they have the social status of a black person. Stems from the epicanthic fold in Mongoloid peoples, which Westerners interpret as squinting.
Sunny Side Up		Used against Asians, referencing the egg yolk comparison to skin color and the shape of a fried egg to facial features.
Tab		Trendy Asian Bitch. Self explanatory
Table Face		They tend to have flat faces.
Tai-chink		Martial arts.
Tape Head		Facial characteristics--slanted eyes as if someone pulled back their eyes using Scotch tape around the back of their head.
Taxi		Taxis are yellow
Test-Taker		Asians are always taking standardized tests to further their education.
Thin-Eyed		In Russian "uzko glaziye" means "thin eyed" and is used for referring to all Far East Asians.
Tinty		Their eyes are tinted, and can not be seen into, only out of. Also pertaining to Asian woman who sleep with numerous men in one night.
Tiny		For their small stature (penis, etc)
Triad		The Asian mob based out of Macao is called the Triad.
Twinkie		An Asian-American who has lost their heritage. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Two Stroke		Eyes look like 2 strokes
UFO		Ugly Fucking Oriental.
Uzbek		Armenian word for people with slanted eyes.
VC		Term used to describe "Viet Cong" during the Vietnam War. Often used now to group all Asians as the enemy or as untrustworthy.
Wang Chung		Represents a typical Asian name. Also a British new wave band in the 80's famous for their song "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" with the lyric "Everybody Wang Chung tonight!"
Waverunner		Reference to the 2004 tsunami.
Widescreen		They see only widscreen vision because their eyes are typically wider than taller.
Winky		Eyes reference
Wog		Abbreviation of either "White-", "Westernised-" or "Worthy-Oriental Gentleman." Originally intended as a term denoting respect. In common use, however, it became a term of abuse/denigration.
Woggle		Variation of Wog
Yangmo		Generic term representing any Asian group without having to identify country of origin.
Yao		Tall asians. Reference to Yao Ming, a professional basketball player of Chinese origin.
Yellow		Skin color (as compared to Caucasians).
Yellow Devil		Common name used by American servicemen to describe the Japanese. Play on "White Devil"
Yellow Monkey		Skin Color as well as referring to the Asian race as monkeys, from Vietnam.
Yelvis		Yellow Elvis. Asians with pompadours. Plural: Yelvi.
Yigger		Yellow nigger.
Yolk		Egg yolks are yellow.
Zipperhead		Highly offensive slur used against Asian people, particularly Koreans and Vietnamese. Coined by US soldiers during the Korean War. Multiple origin explanations exist: the appearance of a head wound from high-powered weaponry, or the shape of the epicanthic fold, or a zipper-like appearance of the eyes.