Asians

People from or with ancestry from the Asian continent, the world's largest and most populous continent.

Term	Origin	Meaning
Azn		Asians who spend too much time online and so use "l33t," the "hacker" language.
Banana		An Asian American who has lost their heritage. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Bananame		Combines "banana" and "anime." Refers to Asians, especially Filipinos, who are fixated on Japanese pop culture (anime, music, etc.), only date Japanese people, or try to be Japanese.
Bandwidth Nigger/Whore		Represents Asian players who, instead of using the Asian video game servers they are assigned, jump to a U.S. server and hog the bandwidth of U.S. users.
Bed Time		Reference to their eyes.
Bruce Lee		Refers to Bruce Lee, the Chinese American martial artist and actor.
Bruised Banana		A "banana" who acts black.
Buddhahead		A lot of Asians are Buddhists.
Bug-Eater		Many Asians eat bugs such as locusts and grasshoppers.
Bukkakese		Reference to the popular bukkake fetish (bukkake + Japanese).
Burnt Rice		Darker-skinned Asians.
Can'ardly		Short for "can hardly see." Originated in Australia.
Chap		Chinese/Japanese mix.
Chinaman		Dated, derogatory term for a Chinese person, applied to Asians generally.
Ching-Chong		Typically used by schoolchildren in a derogatory manner towards Asian people.
Chinina		The female version of "chino."
Chink		One of the most widely used anti-Asian slurs. Origins are disputed: possibly from the Chinese word for China, from the sense of a narrow opening (referencing eye shape), or from the sound of railroad work performed by Chinese laborers in the 19th century.
Chinkerbell		Combination of "Chink" and "Tinkerbell."
Coin Slot		Reference to their eyes.
Cook		Most Asians in non-Asian countries are cooks.
Coolie		Term for unskilled Chinese workers, especially on U.S. railroads.
Data		From the movie "The Goonies." Data was a stereotypical Asian child prodigy.
Dog-Eater		They have been known to eat dogs; as seen on "Faces of Death" Volumes 1-6.
Dog-Muncher		See Dog-Eater.
DWO		Stands for "Driving While Oriental." Based on the idea that driving while Asian is just as dangerous as driving while intoxicated.
Egghead		Asians, especially Koreans, have large heads.
Eggroll		Refers to Asian babies, who are wrapped in blankets like egg rolls.
Fingernail Rancher		A lot of Asians own Nail Salons.
Fishhead		Japan's only true source of food is said to be the sea, so they eat a lot of fish.
Floss		You can blindfold them with floss.
Gink		Cross between "gook" and "chink."
Goldfish Monger		A "fishmonger" is a Shakespearean term for a pimp, and there are many koi at Chinese restaurants.
Goloid		Short for Mongoloid.
Gookemon		Combination of "gook" and "Pokémon."
Grasshopper		Keye Luke's protégé (the young Caine) from the TV series "Kung Fu." "Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper."
Grinder		Can't drive manual transmission vehicles.
HAB		Stands for "Hot Asian Bitch."
Ironing Board		Ironing boards are flat, like the supposed Asian face or body.
Japanigger		Describes Asians of unknown origin.
Jaundy Boy		Comes from jaundice (hepatitis), which turns the skin yellow.
Junta		Known as the ones who spend their time hanging around arcades, thinking they are all hard.
Knees		Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, etc. Reference to the suffix "-nese."
Lego		Shortened from "Lego man," the tiny yellow toy with missing genitalia.
Lemonhead		Refers to skin color.
Little Hiroshima		The United States dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima during WWII. The association between the city and Asian people in general has stuck. Refers mainly to Japanese.
Meat Pie		"Yellow on the outside, black on the inside."
Miyagi		From the movie "The Karate Kid."
Mushu		Probably from an Asian kid on "Crank Yankers."
Ng		Pronounced "ing." Ng is a very common Asian surname that is considered goofy and is used derogatorily.
Nikon		Popular brand of camera. Asian tourists are known to take a lot of photographs.
Ninja		The idea of ninjas comes from Asia.
Nuprin		"Little, yellow, different."
Oriental		Considered offensive because it dates back to "Orientalism," when Asians were considered savages and Asian women were all seen as sexual objects.
Ornamental		From Oriental.
P-1		P-1 is a commonly used abbreviation in traffic collision reports for Party #1, who is normally the person at fault for a collision.
Pancake		Facial characteristics.
Panhead		Facial characteristics.
Patty		Abundance of rice paddies in Asia.
Peeled Banana		Americanized Asians who try to act like whites.
Ping-pang		Mimics the way their language sounds to non-Asians.
Pizdaglaz		Combination of the Russian words "pizda" ("cunt") and "glaz(a)" ("eyes"). Pronounced "peezdah-glahz."
Plate Tossers		They supposedly name their kids by throwing plates down the stairs and seeing what sound it makes (Ching, Chong, Ding).
Pointy-Head		J.W. Pepper says it a number of times in "The Man with the Golden Gun" while speaking to some Asians in Bangkok.
Post It		Yellow and disposable. In reference to how Japan and China are said to treat their people and army.
Potato Queen		Asian women who only date white men, typically overweight white businessmen.
Powerpoint		Used mainly by Australians. Australian electrical outlets are commonly called "power points" and are said to look like a stick-figure drawing of an Asian face.
Protractor		Refers to eyes in the shape of a protractor, with a 180-degree curve at the bottom and a straight line on top.
Pumpkinhead		Asians have relatively large and round heads, which resemble Halloween pumpkins.
Quarter Jockey		Asians who go to arcades and play one game for hours on a single quarter.
Raisin		Approximates "Rolling Asian." Refers to an Asian who takes ecstasy (rolls), e.g., at a rave.
Random		Used against Asian people, particularly in school settings, to imply that they are interchangeable or indistinct from one another.
Rangoon		Chinese food (crab rangoon).
Rasian		Term used to describe when an Asian drinks and turns really red.
Rice Ball		Used in the Vietnam War to describe the enemy at times.
Rice Burner/Rice Rocket		A person who drives an Asian car with modifications that are supposed to make it look faster but give no gain in performance. Shortened to "ricer."
Rice Nigger		Similar to sand nigger, but for Asians.
Rice-Cooker		Australian equivalent of "rice burner."
Rice-Eater		Rice is a popular food among Asians.
Rice-Paddy		Places where rice is grown in Asia and Japan.
Rice-Picker		Because they pick rice. Probably the Asian version of "cotton picker."
SBH		Stands for "Straight Black Hair."
Schlitzauge		German word, literally "slit eye."
Seaweed-Sucker		Seafood diet.
Simpson		The characters in "The Simpsons" are yellow.
Slant		Facial description referring to the eyes.
Slantey-eye'd		Facial description referring to the eyes.
Sleepwalker		Small eyes appear to be closed, even during the day.
Slit		Another eye reference.
Slope		Facial description. Also: "slopehead."
Slope Head		Their faces are said to be rather sloped.
Slot Machine		Their eyes look like coin slots.
Smack		They look like they've been smacked in the forehead, giving a slope and a squint to their eye.
Socket Face		Their eyes are slitted, like the electrical sockets on a wall.
Soy Sauce		They love soy sauce.
Soyback		Refers to Asians always using soy sauce.
Squint		Facial reference.
Squint Nigger		A derogatory term for an Asian indicating they have the social status of a Black person. Stems from the epicanthic fold in "Mongoloid" peoples, which Westerners interpret as squinting.
Sunny Side Up		Used against Asians, referencing the egg yolk comparison to skin color and the shape of a fried egg to facial features.
Tab		Stands for "Trendy Asian Bitch."
Table Face		They tend to have flat faces.
Tai-chink		Combination of "tai chi" and "chink"; refers to martial arts.
Tape Head		Facial characteristics: slanted eyes, as if someone pulled back their eyes using Scotch tape around the back of their head.
Taxi		Refers to yellow taxis, likened to Asian skin.
Test-Taker		Asians are always taking standardized tests to further their education.
Thin-Eyed		In Russian, "uzko glaziye" means "narrow-eyed" and is used for referring to all Far East Asians.
Tinty		Their eyes are tinted, and can not be seen into, only out of. Also pertaining to Asian woman who sleep with numerous men in one night.
Tiny		For their small stature (penis, etc.).
Triad		Chinese organized crime groups, such as those based in Macau and Hong Kong, are called triads.
Twinkie		An Asian-American who has lost their heritage. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Two Stroke		Eyes look like 2 strokes.
UFO		Stands for "Ugly Fucking Oriental."
Uzbek		Armenian word for people with slanted eyes.
VC		Term used to describe the Viet Cong during the Vietnam War. Often used now to group all Asians as the enemy or as untrustworthy.
Wang Chung		Represents a typical Asian name. Also a British new wave band in the 80's famous for their song "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" with the lyric "Everybody Wang Chung tonight!"
Waverunner		Reference to the 2004 tsunami.
Widescreen		They are said to see only widescreen vision because their eyes are typically wider than they are tall.
Winky		Reference to the eyes.
Wog		Derogatory slang, especially in Britain and Australia, for dark-skinned foreigners. The backronyms "Westernised Oriental Gentleman" and "Worthy Oriental Gentleman" are folk etymology.
Woggle		Variation of Wog.
Yangmo		Generic term representing any Asian group without having to identify country of origin.
Yao		Tall asians. Reference to Yao Ming, a professional basketball player of Chinese origin.
Yellow		Skin color (as compared to Caucasians).
Yellow Devil		Common name used by American servicemen to describe the Japanese. Play on "white devil."
Yellow Monkey		Skin color, as well as referring to Asians as monkeys, from Vietnam.
Yelvis		Yellow Elvis. Asians with pompadours. Plural: "Yelvi."
Yigger		Yellow nigger.
Yolk		Refers to the yellow of egg yolks, likened to Asian skin.
Zipperhead		Highly offensive slur used against Asian people, particularly Koreans and Vietnamese. Coined by US soldiers during the Korean War. Multiple origin explanations exist: the appearance of a head wound from high-powered weaponry, or the shape of the epicanthic fold, or a zipper-like appearance of the eyes.